Welcome to Quantum Quincy's Particle Pilates classes, where the rules of classical physics are merely suggestions!

Experience the thrill of wavefunction-based movement and discover a new sense of quantum uncertainty in every pose.

Meet Our Instructors:

Quantum Quincy (Founder & Instructor Extraordinaire)

Quantum Quincy is a renowned expert in wavefunction manipulation and particle pilates. Her classes will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

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Higgs Boson Betty

Higgs Boson Betty is a certified pilates instructor with a PhD in particle physics. She'll have you boson-ing like a pro in no time!

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Wavefunction Wendy

Wavefunction Wendy specializes in Schrödinger's cat-based meditation and particle alignment. Her classes will leave you feeling purr-fectly balanced.

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Uncertainty Phil

Uncertainty Phil is a master of probabilistic movement and particle flow. He'll have you dancing like you're in a quantum superposition!

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Other Classes:

Advanced Wavefunction Pilates

Particle Pilates for Beginners

Quantum Meditation

Probabilistic Pilates