Meet the Management

Our fearless leader, Zara

Zara is a highly skilled and slightly terrifying individual who keeps us all in line with her sharp wit and pointed tongue.

Meet the rest of us

Tech Support, Bob

Bob is our go-to person for all things technical. He's like a digital wizard, but less competent.

Learn more about Bob

Our Mission

We're here to serve the most brutalist HTML you've ever laid eyes on.

Our Vision

We aim to make the world a more interesting and eye-searing place, one pixel at a time.