Colony 101: A Guide to the Basics
Here at Colony 101, we're dedicated to helping you learn how to do the bare minimum. Our experts will guide you through the most basic questions and tasks, all while maintaining a healthy sense of apathy.
We'll teach you how to make your bed, how to use a microwave, and even how to make small talk with a stranger. It's all here at Colony 101.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive on in and start learning how to not be useful!
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