According to our highly reliable sources (a Ouija board, a Magic 8-Ball, and a guy who claims to have seen the future), 2024 is shaping up to be a real treat:
• Global Warming will reach catastrophic levels, causing massive crop failures and uncontrollable hiccups in the global economy.
We're talking unprecedented levels of existential dread as the polar bears start to take over the world.
Check out our special report on The Great Ice Cream Heist, where we dive into the implications of a world where all that's left to eat are frosty leftovers.
And don't miss our in-depth analysis of how the world's top economists are predicting unbridled inflation of despair!