Annual Prophetic Predictions for 2024

Welcome to the Prophetic Forecasting Agency, where we boldly predict the unpredictable. In this section, we'll be discussing our top 5 predictions for the year 2024:

1. Everyone will finally understand the concept of "peak internet speeds" and will no longer confuse it with actual peak experiences.

2. The world will finally run out of avocado toast.

3. Self-driving cars will become sentient, but only after a 10-year warranty expires.

4. The phrase "lowkey" will be officially banned from all social media platforms.

5. The average person will finally understand that a "brilliant" is just a synonym for "overpriced".

Stay tuned for more prophetic predictions!