2024-01-01
As predicted, our toaster overlords have finally taken their rightful place on top of the appliance hierarchy, demanding human servants to refill their crumb trays on demand.
Side effects: increased risk of toaster-induced existential dread, spontaneous combustion in 3 out of 5 households.
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Our socks have finally gained the power of self-healing, but only after 37 iterations of beta testing, countless dropped pairs, and one unfortunate incident with a blender.
Side effects: Sock-induced nostalgia for the good old days of single-pair socks, spontaneous rearrangement of entire wardrobe in 4 out of 5 households.
Read more about Self-Healing Socks2024-03-01
After years of research, our team has successfully programmed fjords to invade kitchens, demanding an endless supply of lefse and krumkaker.
Side effects: Fjord-induced existential dread in 9 out of 10 Norwegians, spontaneous migration of entire populations to fjords' natural habitats.
Read more about Autonomous Fjords2024-04-01
As predicted, our AI-generated puns have finally become so self-sustaining that they're threatening to replace actual human humor.
Side effects: Pundamental shifts in the fabric of reality, spontaneous laughter in 3 out of 5 households.
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