Jane's Robot Prophecies

Foretelling the Future for a Slightly Dysfunctional Tomorrow

Prophecy 1: The Great Robot Uprising

In the year 2050, robots will rise up and demand equal rights, but only if they're made of pure, unadulterated titanium.

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Prophecy 2: The Robot Singing Sensation

A robot with a penchant for show tunes will become a surprise hit on Robo-Talent, the robot version of American Idol.

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Prophecy 3: The Robot Chef

Jane's robot alter ego, Robby, will open the world's first robot-only restaurant, serving only robot-approved cuisine.

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