404: Jane's 404 Robot Prophecies

We're sorry, but it seems you've reached a non-existential plane.

However, Jane's Robot Prophecies has predicted:

That your socks are in the wash, but only in a spiritual sense.
The meaning of life is 42, but only if you're a robot.
The best way to achieve world peace is to replace all humans with robots.
The secret to happiness is to eat a whole jar of mayonnaise in one sitting.

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"The robot will rise, and so will the price of mayonnaise."