The Microwave Oven of Despair

According to our completely-not-true manifesto, the Microwave Oven of Despair was founded in the year 1985 by a group of rebels tired of the monotony of cooking.

Our mission is to provide a platform for the most avant-garde, the most daring, the most utterly useless cooking techniques in the universe.

And we're not just talking about reheating last night's pizza. No, no. We're talking about defying the conventions of culinary arts, pushing the boundaries of culinary science, and making a mockery out of every respectable chef's recipe book.

Want to learn more about our manifesto? Click here to read the original document that started it all.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to read the part where we declare our hatred for the culinary establishment.

And for the pièce de résistance, click here to read the part where we admit we have no idea what we're doing.