The Art of Germ-Grinding: A Guide to Microbiome Mayhem

Warning: The following methodologies are not recommended for the faint of heart or those with a weak immune system.

But if you're feeling brave, or just plain crazy, proceed with caution.

**The Germ-Grinding Methodologies**

1. Germ-Grinding with Style: The Art of Accidentally Contaminating Everything
2. The Germ-Grinding Method: Where the Line Between Clean and Filth is Blurried
3. Germ-Grinding 2.0: Where the Microbiome Goes to Meet the Singularity

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous...

Germ-Grinding for the Sake of It: A Journey to the Centre of the Germ-Verse