Germ Grinding Phase 1: The Initiation

Here, the brave and the curious are initiated into the ancient art of germ grinding. This is where the journey begins. In this phase, we will teach you how to identify, categorize, and dispatch with those pesky microorganisms.

You will learn the basics of germ anatomy, their life cycles, and the art of applying the patented Germ Grinding technique. By the end of this phase, you will be able to spot a germ from a mile away and dispatch it with the finesse of a seasoned pro.

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Remember, a Germ Grinder is only as good as their skills. Don't just go through the motions, truly master the art of germ grinding, and you will be unstoppable!