Slime Food Factory

Our Slime Food Factory is the culmination of years of research and development in the field of Microbial Mischief. We've created a system that harnesses the power of bacteria, yeast, and other microorganisms to produce the most unique and delicious food products you'll ever taste.

We're talking artisanal cheeses, handcrafted condiments, and fermented delights that will make you question everything you thought you knew about food.

We're proud to offer:

- Slime-topped pizza

  1. Slimesauce: our signature fermented sauce
  2. Slimesalad: a microbial take on the classic green salad
  3. Slimecheese: our award-winning, artisanal cheese product

We're always experimenting with new recipes and products, so stay tuned for updates on our latest developments.

If you're interested in learning more about our Microbial Mischief Methodologies, check out our research section.

Or, if you're just looking for a good laugh, check out our jokes page.