In a world where office supplies are a staple (pun intended) of corporate culture, it's no surprise that the stapler, once a humble desk companion, has become a hot topic of office shenanigans.
It all started with a whispered rumor: "Stapler-gate" – the alleged theft of the world's last remaining box of staples. Theories abounded: was it an inside job? A rogue stapler enthusiast? Or perhaps a dastardly plot by the CEO to drive us all mad?
Here are some possible explanations:
It's always the ones you least suspect. Our resident IT guy, Bob, was seen lingering near the supply closet at precisely 3:47 AM on the night of the great Stapler-gate.
We've all heard the stories: stapler enthusiasts who hoard staplers, secretly collecting them like they're rare gems. It's possible our own Jane from HR has a stash hidden away in her desk drawer.
They say the CEO has a secret love for staplers. Some say he's even been known to staple his own tie. Is it possible he staged this whole thing to distract us from the real issue: the lack of free coffee in the break room?