Our Snack Protocol
Snacking is a serious business. Our protocol outlines the optimal snacking experience, ensuring you never get stuck in a rut of bland, boring snacks.
**Step 1: Gather Snack Fuel**
- Acquire a snack that is 90% or more likely to be devoured within 3 minutes.
- Conduct a thorough taste test to ensure the snack meets the required snacking standards.
**Step 2: Engage Snack Protocol**
- Hold the snack in your hand, admiring its vibrant colors and tantalizing aroma.
- Make the decision to consume the snack in a single, satisfying bite.