Our Snack Protocol

Snacking is a serious business. Our protocol outlines the optimal snacking experience, ensuring you never get stuck in a rut of bland, boring snacks.

**Step 1: Gather Snack Fuel**

  1. Acquire a snack that is 90% or more likely to be devoured within 3 minutes.
  2. Conduct a thorough taste test to ensure the snack meets the required snacking standards.

**Step 2: Engage Snack Protocol**

Learn more about our snack hierarchy. Discover the snack ethics committee. Check for snacking updates and patches.