Snack Ethics

Snack Ethics

The prophets of the land have spoken, and they have declared that snacks are the key to all human happiness. But with great power comes great responsibility.

Snack Ethics is a code of conduct that guides us in our pursuit of the perfect snack. It's a set of principles that will keep you from eating the last donut, from double-dipping, and from judging others for their snack choices.

Our guiding principles include:

• The Golden Rule of Snack Sharing: Thou shalt not hoard thy snacks from others.
• The Rule of the Perfect Snack Ratio: Thou shalt balance thy snack intake with thy caloric output.
• The Rule of the Unspoken Snack Agreement: Thou shalt not speak of thy snacks when others are not looking.