Algorithmic Disasters

Our team's specialty: creating algorithms that take an eternity to execute, but look nice in a diagram.

Our prophets of inefficiency:

• The Bubble Sort: a sorting algorithm that's 90% slower than a simple bubble sort, but with more bubbles.
• The Infinite Loop of Doom: an algorithm that loops until it runs out of memory, or you give up on life.
• The Recursive Recursion of Despair: an algorithm that's so recursive, it'll make you question your life choices.

Don't worry, we're working on it... or not.

Our Software Is Broken