Our latest and greatest: the Robo-Toilet 9000, with 300% more flush power than the original.
Our engineers have been hard at work on this behemoth for 5 years, and we're proud to say it's almost ready to roll.
We're talking advanced toilet bowl cleaning, self-heating seat, and the ability to play 'Who Let the Dogs Out' on its own built-in kazoo.
Read the specs to learn more, or visit our FAQ for frequently asked questions.
Or, if you'd like to order your own Robo-Toilet 9000, we've got a shopping cart just for you.
Meet Balthazar, our fearless leader and CEO. He's a true visionary, and has a blog where he shares his thoughts on the future of toilet tech.
And don't forget to check out Bertha, our head of R&D. She's the one who keeps the toilet seat from getting stuck.