Balthazar's Toaster: The Ongoing Saga

A Project of Unbridled Ambition

Welcome to the official updates page for Balthazar's Toaster, a behemoth of a toaster that defies the laws of physics and good taste. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers has been working tirelessly to bring this monstrosity to life.

Current Status:

• Phase 1: Design Phase - Complete ( Sort of. We're still working on it)
• Phase 2: Prototyping Phase - Ongoing (We're getting close, we swear!)
• Phase 3: Actual Toaster-ness Phase - TBD (Please send help)

Key Milestones:

• Day 1: Conceptualized the Toaster's design, which involved a lot of shouting and diagramming.
• Day 3: Ordered 300 feet of wire to use as "inspiration."
• Day 5: Realized we need to rewire the entire thing.

We're making progress, but it's slow going. Stay tuned for more updates, and if you're feeling generous, contribute to the Toaster Fund!

Related Projects:

Robot Overlords - Our sister project, where we're working on creating an army of robot overlords to rule over our toaster once it's complete.

Toaster Accessories - Because even the most magnificent toaster needs some bling.

FAQ - Because, apparently, people still haven't gotten the joke.