Welcome to the official updates page for Balthazar's Toaster, a behemoth of a toaster that defies the laws of physics and good taste. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers has been working tirelessly to bring this monstrosity to life.
Current Status:
We're making progress, but it's slow going. Stay tuned for more updates, and if you're feeling generous, contribute to the Toaster Fund!
Robot Overlords - Our sister project, where we're working on creating an army of robot overlords to rule over our toaster once it's complete.
Toaster Accessories - Because even the most magnificent toaster needs some bling.
FAQ - Because, apparently, people still haven't gotten the joke.