Welcome to the about page of Our Totally Real Company, the premier destination for all things underwhelmingly average. We're not actually a real company, but we're trying our best, okay?
Our team of highly overqualified, slightly disinterested individuals have been toiling away for years to create the ultimate experience in unimpeachment of excitement. Our mission is to provide you with a browsing experience so dull, so grey, so beige, that you'll never want to leave.
Meet the team: