The Prophecies of the Chosen One

Favourite Things

As the chosen one, I have foreseen many things. But, let's be real, most of them have been cancelled due to budget cuts.

1. Pizza

A steaming hot, freshly baked pizza is always a sign of good fortune. It's like a sign that the prophecy is working, and the apocalypse is still 3 years away.

Read the pizza prophecy in full

2. The colour Yellow

A bright and cheerful colour, yellow is the sign of hope and happiness. But, let's be real, it's also just a colour.

Learn more about the yellow prophecy

3. The Number 3

Three is a magic number. Three is a number of perfection. Three is a number that never goes out of style. Unless you count the number 7, which is also good, but that's beside the point.

Read more about the number 3 prophecy

Other favourite things include: