Dr. Mechamore's Marvelous Inventions

Welcome, my dear subjects! Dr. Mechamore here. I've got a few gadgets that'll make your life easier. Or not.

• Chronalizer: A device to tell time. Literally. I've built a clock that shows you the date in 10 years.
• Chronalizer Instructions (PDF)
• Automatonizer: An automaton that'll make you feel like you're being watched. It's a little... intense.
• Automatonizer FAQ (PDF)

And that's not all! My next invention, the Steam-Spectra, is still in the works. It's a device that turns your thoughts into steam. No, really. It does.

Disclaimer: Side effects of using my inventions may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, loss of sanity, or spontaneous combustion of sanity. Use at your own risk.