Step One: Descend into Madness
As a Surrealist, you've chosen the path of the truly lost. Your journey begins with a descent into the depths of your own subconscious. Don't worry, it's just the first step.
Continue Down the Rabbit Hole into the heart of the Surrealist Protocol.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take the bonus route, where you'll encounter the infamous Tea for Three.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, just jump straight into the abyss with Step Two.