The Surreal Solution: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Step 1: Ignore the world. Step 2: Ignore yourself. Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2.

But wait, there's more! You can also:

• Procrastinate until you can't
• Philosophize about the meaninglessness of it all
• Meditate on a couch

We also offer:

• Advanced Procrastination Techniques
• Famous Last Words of the Insignificant