Research: The Art of Not Caring

Our team of highly trained, utterly disinterested experts have dedicated themselves to the study of not caring. We explore the intricacies of apathy, the nuances of indifference, and the art of shrugging off existence.

Our research has led us to some groundbreaking conclusions, including:

• The optimal amount of time spent on a task before declaring it a lost cause: 37 minutes.
• The perfect ratio of eye contact to avoid during a conversation: 2:1 (stare, then look away).
• The most effective way to feign interest: through a combination of nodding, murmuring, and occasionally glancing at a watch.

We are currently working on a book titled "The Art of Not Caring: A Definitive Guide to Opting Out." Stay tuned for updates on its release date.

Read more about the philosophy behind our research.

Meet the people who are too busy not caring to care about meeting you.