Squirrel Reform: Our Platform

Our Vision:

Our mission is to revolutionize the way squirrels interact with humans. We believe in a world where squirrels are free to forage without fear of persecution, where their nut-gathering skills are valued and respected, and where their bushy tails are celebrated as a symbol of joy and freedom.

Key Initiatives:

• Establishment of Squirrel-Friendly Parks
• Reform of Squirrel-Harassment Laws
• Development of Squirrel-Friendly Urban Design
• Creation of a Squirrel-Centric Economy

Our Values:

• Equality for all squirrels, regardless of tail length or species
• Sustainability through responsible foraging practices
• Embracing the absurdity of life as a squirrel
• Challenging the status quo (one acorn at a time)

Get Involved:

Join our community of squirrel revolutionaries! Share our vision with your fellow humans and squirrels alike. Together, we can create a world where squirrels thrive.

Ways to Help

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