He's the one you want to call when you need help, but he's probably too busy fixing the copier.
It's been 5 years since John joined the company, and he still can't get the copier to work.
He's been tasked with "just fixing the printer," but somehow, the paper jams never seem to get better. The plot thickens.
His colleagues whisper about the "legend" of John in IT, the savior of the office, but deep down, they know the truth.
John's office is a shrine to his craft, with 3 monitors, 4 mugs, and an endless supply of Red Bull energy drinks. The hamster is his only friend.
His favorite phrase? "I'll get to it, eventually."
But for now, let's get back to work. There's a network cable to untangle.