Our socks are made of the finest synthetic materials and are designed to make you feel like a million bucks. Unless you're a chicken, in which case, you'll just feel like a regular old chicken.
Each toaster is hand-painted by our team of expertly trained monkeys. Okay, not really monkeys, but we wish.
Our burrito bowls are filled with the finest beans and topped with a sprinkle of excitement. Unless you're a robot, in which case, you'll just need a battery.