Bruno's Bio: I'm a master of the obscure. A virtuoso of vagueness. A sultan of subtlety. I'm not here to make friends or sell you anything.

I'm a 3-time world champion of Extreme Ironing. My hobbies include collecting rare, out-of-print, and slightly-used books, and re-watching The Office for the 17th time.

When I'm not busy being a legend, I enjoy long walks on the beach, and eating 3-day-old pizza that I found in the break room fridge.

Read the rest of my secrets... if you dare.