The year is 2024, and the world is on the brink of chaos. But fear not, for I, Prophet P, have foreseen the future!
In the year 2025, the world will be ruled by a council of cats. They will don tiny hats and demand worship.
The price of coffee will rise to $50 per cup, and the average person will be able to buy a house with the money saved from not buying lattes.
The robots will rise, and with them, the need for human interaction will decrease by 90%.
In the year 2030, humanity will finally find the cure for the common cold.
And in the year 2035, the world will be overrun by an army of accountants.
But fear not, for I, Prophet P, have also seen a glimmer of hope.
A new, more efficient, and more delicious type of pizza will be invented. The world will be a better place.
The end.
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