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About Us / Team / Bob / Email

Bob is the best. He's the best at everything.

Bob

Bob is the founder and CEO of this entire operation. He's a master of all things Neo-Brutalist and has a PhD in making poor life choices.

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Bob's Assistant

Bob's assistant is the unsung hero of the team. She keeps Bob from getting too many parking tickets and remembers where all the staplers are.

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Bob's Therapist

Bob's therapist is here to help Bob deal with the trauma of being a successful and powerful person. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

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Our Mysterious Overlord

Someone, somewhere, is secretly controlling all of this. We're not really sure who or what, but we're pretty sure it's not a good thing.

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