Bob's Project: Roadmap

Phase 1: Planning Phase (2018-2020)

• Bob sat in a room for 6 months, staring at a whiteboard
• Wrote 47 pages of notes in a tiny, illegible script
• Convinced himself that the apocalypse was near

Phase 2: The Actual Work Begins

Phase 2: The Actual Work Begins (2020-2022)

• Bob built a 6-foot-tall cardboard box fort
• Installed a single, flickering LED light
• Declared himself the "King of the Castle"

Phase 3: The Great Crash of 2022

Phase 3: The Great Crash of 2022 (2022-2023)

• Bob's box fort collapsed
• He cried himself to sleep for 47 days straight
• Rebuilt the fort with slightly more duct tape