Bob's Secret Recipes for the Apocalypse

Patty Cake

A classic recipe for the discerning doomsday survivor.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of flour
• 1/2 cup of milk
• 1/4 cup of sugar
• 1 egg
• 1/4 cup of apocalypse dust

Instructions:

1. Mix all the ingredients together in a bowl.
2. Stir until smooth.
3. Shape into patties.
4. Place in a preheated oven at 400 degrees Fahrenheit.
5. Wait for the apocalypse to start, then serve.

Side effects may include: radiation sickness, mutated insects, or spontaneous combustion. Consume at your own risk!

Other recipes:

• Roar-Some Salad
• Bob's BBQ
• Doomsday Stew