Bob's Bizarro Bites

Snack Recipes

Welcome to Bob's Bizarro Bites, the snack food empire built on the principles of questionable nutritional value and utter disregard for culinary tradition.

Here's a list of our most popular snack recipes, crafted with love and a dash of utter madness:

• The Bizarro Bites: Crunchy, cheesy, and somehow sentient.
• The Flibberjibber Fritter: A snack so bad, it's good.
• The Zlorg's Zesty Zing Puff: A snack so bright, it'll blind you.

Want more? Click on one of the links above to find out what kind of snack-related madness we've cooked up.

Or, you know, you could just close your eyes and hope for the best. Your call.

— The Bizarro Bites Team