Boris is the undisputed king of our team. His unparalleled expertise in procrastination and coffee consumption has been a game-changer for our productivity.
See Boris's credentials Check out Boris's socialsCaffeine intake: 10+ cups per day
Couch time: 4+ hours per day
Procrastination skills: Mastered
Today: Boris was seen consuming 12 cups of coffee in one hour. We're not worried.
Yesterday: Team Member 1 asked if we could have a nap time.
Tomorrow: Team Member 2 has a meeting with a client. Wish her luck.