Bert is the fearless leader of the Bizarre Brigade. He's got 20 years of experience in... whatever it is that he does. He's been known to wear neon pink jumpsuits to work every day.
Ernie is the tech wizard. He's got a beard that's longer than his attention span. He can fix anything with duct tape and a prayer.
Together, Bert and Ernie have been known to solve the world's problems with their unique blend of incompetence and bravado. Don't ask how.