Lead Scientist of the Ethnographic Research Institute of Utter Nonsense

Meet the renowned Dr. Emily J. Nonsensical, Lead Scientist of our illustrious Institute of Utter Nonsense. Dr. Nonsensical has spent years studying the intricacies of completely fabricated data, and has published numerous papers on the topics of Quantum Mumbo-Jumbo and Chrono-Synclastic Inertia.

Dr. Nonsensical is also an expert in Parallax Pretentiousness and has been known to give lectures on the art of Obfuscation Techniques to graduate students at the University of Utter Nonsense.