Meet the Lead Nap Taker

The Lead Nap Taker is the fearless captain of the Neo-Brutalist crew, a visionary who has dedicated their life to the pursuit of optimal sleep schedules and the art of doing nothing.

With a background in Extreme Prolonging, the Lead Nap Taker has spent years honing their skills in the ancient art of finding the perfect nap spot, the most effective alarm clock settings, and the optimal number of snoozes.

Meet the Snooze Master, our resident expert in all things alarm clock, and the Sleep Savant, our genius-level sleep schedule architect.

Together, we're building a community of Neo-Brutalists who dare to be lazy, and we're always looking for new recruits. Join us in our mission to redefine the art of doing nothing.

Join the team and let the Lead Nap Taker guide you on the path to ultimate relaxation.