Our Mission

We are the chosen ones, the ones who know the secret to living life in all its glory. We are the masters of the midlife crisis, the kings and queens of the in-between.

Our mission is to guide you through the minefield of middle life, with its confusing emotions and crippling self-doubt.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated prophets will lead you through the wilderness of middle age, and back to the promised land of minimalist furniture and avocado toast.

Learn more about our mission objectives | Meet our team of prophets | Learn about our founder, Lola