Chapter 1: Not Getting Lost in the Mud
Getting lost in the mud is not just a possibility, it's a probability. But don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's a step-by-step guide to not getting lost in the first place.
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Step 1: Wear sturdy boots. Don't be one of those people who wears sandals in the mud.
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Step 2: Bring a map. But not just any map. Bring a Magic Map, imbued with the ancient power of Neo-Brutalist cartography.
Step 3: Pay attention. Don't stare at your phone or you'll end up face down in a mudhole.
Step 4: Stay hydrated. Bring water. And snacks. And a first-aid kit. And a spare set of clothes. You know, for when you inevitably get lost.
Step 5: Call for help. Or don't. Depending on how lost you are. Or how many of your friends are nearby.
The Lost Cause is a real thing, folks.