John's Achievements

Survived the Meeting of the Century

Where the coffee was strong, but the PowerPoint was stronger.

Read about the Meeting of the Century

Sold out to the highest bidder on eBay

For the low, low price of $12.99.

Read about John's eBay exploits

Earned 1000 bonus points in the company's fantasy football league

Thanks to a single, inspired guess of "The Rock" as the winner of the Super Bowl.

Read about John's Fantasy Football Frenzy

Perfectly navigated the office's new coffee machine in under 5 minutes

A feat of endurance and patience.

Read about John's Coffee Conquest

Single-handedly kept the office fridge clean (for 2 days)

A feat of willpower and stomach control.

Read about John's Fridge Frenzy