About Us: The Council of Unrelenting Bureaucracy

Meet Our Esteemed Mayor

Learn more about our fearless leader, Mayor McSass, who has been leading the city with an iron fist and a penchant for terrible decisions.

Meet the rest of the Council of Unrelenting Bureaucracy, a team of highly skilled, highly paid individuals who are here to serve you... and themselves.

The Department of Red Tape is here to make sure everything takes longer and costs more, because, you know, efficiency is overrated.