Our Team

We're a motley crew of misfits, each with our own unique set of skills and quirks.

Meet our fearless leader, Cthulhu the Unrelenting, who has been leading us on a series of ill-advised adventures since 2009.

Then there's Buzzsaw McSplodey, our resident tech expert who's been known to blow up more servers than a 4-year-old with a blowtorch.

And don't forget Cassandra the Unstoppable, our coding wizard who's been coding for hours on end without sleep, food, or water.

And last but not least, Binky the Unapologetic who's been designing our site with an eye towards 'minimalist chic' and 'making our users' eyes bleed from the harsh colors.'

Our Motto is: "We'll fix it in the next 2 hours, or we'll just pretend to."