John has been with us since the dawn of time (approximately 5 years) and has managed to keep his sanity. He's a wizard with a soldering iron and a ninja with a keyboard.
When not busy saving the world from certain doom, John enjoys extreme ironing, competitive eating, and re-watching the entirety of "The IT Crowd" in one sitting.
He's also available for freelance work, but only if you're willing to pay triple his normal rate and provide a steady supply of nachos.
View John's awards page for more information.