Our Method

Here's where the magic happens. Our team of highly trained, marginally competent individuals use a combination of algorithmic dance and overly complicated philosophy to deliver the most efficient, yet somehow still mediocre, results.

• First, we start with a requirements document that's roughly 300 pages long.
• Then, we apply the Requirements Engine to break it down into smaller, still-exhaustively documented tasks.
• Next, we perform an Ontological Analysis of our tasks, because, you know, ontology is a real thing now.
• After that, we harness our collective expertise to create an Requirements Solver that somehow, occasionally works.

And that's the basic idea. But don't worry, we have a Requirements Debugger for when things inevitably go wrong.