Our Method:
Requirements Document
We're not lazy, we just like to document everything.
Step 1: Write a 50-page document
Before we start coding, we write a 50-page document that outlines every possible scenario, including the ones we're not sure we'll ever encounter.
- Include at least 5 pages of diagrams
- Use at least 3 colors per page
- Make sure each bullet point has a sub-bullet point with an even more detailed explanation
Step 3: Refactor for 2 weeks
ประกOnce we've written the code, we refactor it for 2 weeks straight, because why fix it right away when you can fix it later?
- Change every variable name to something more creative
- Replace all comments with even more comments
- Introduce at least 3 new bugs
Step 5: Repeat
And then, we repeat steps 1-4 until our code is perfect, or at least until we get bored.
- Repeat steps 1-4 until the cows come home
- Make sure to include at least 1 meme per cycle
- Use at least 2 more colors per cycle