Zorvath, Lord of the Code

Head Chef & Master of the Universe

Our fearless leader, Zorvath has spent eons perfecting the art of writing HTML. His creations are always served with a side of drama and angst.

• Zorvath's Recipe for Disaster
• Our Secret Ingredients

Bleak, The Code Monkey

Senior Code Monkey & Master of the Obvious

Bleak is the one who keeps the lights on, and the coffee flowing. He's also the one who wrote this entire site, so be nice to him.

• Bleak's Bug List

Xexu, The Design Guru

Senior Design Guru & Master of the Obvious (Again)

Xexu is the one who keeps everything looking pretty, even when it's not. Her designs are always on point, unless she's having a bad day.

• Xexu's Designs
• Our Secret Ingredients