Our Therapist: The Unofficial Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

Meet our team of highly trained, marginally competent therapists who specialize in helping you not lose your mind.

Our team has a hidden agenda: we're secretly all trying to write the next great American novel, but it's just not happening. Yet.

We're like the A-Team, but for your fragile mental state. You know, the one with the cool cars and the explosions?

We have a variety of services to help you avoid losing your mind:

• Recommended Reading List:
  • Classic literature with minimal plot holes
  • Self-help books with scientifically proven ineffective techniques
• Unsolicited Advice:
  • We'll tell you to eat a sandwich
  • We'll tell you to take a nap
• Slightly Unsolicited Therapy:
  • We'll make you watch cat videos
  • We'll force you to listen to our favorite podcasts

Disclaimer: Our services are completely unregulated and not actually helpful at all. But hey, at least we're good at making bad jokes.