Xerxes is a renowned expert in the field of extreme snacking. His favorite food is still the same: 3 a.m. Taco Bell runs.
Xerxes has a proven track record of successfully eating 5 pounds of nachos in one sitting. No, really, he has eaten a whole pizza by himself in 3 hours. No big deal, right?
His motto: "If it's edible, I'll eat it."
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