Rule 1: Thou shalt not speak of when to speak in public.
Rule 2: Thou shalt always know when to speak in private.
Rule 3: Thou shalt not whatnot in meetings.
Rule 4: Thou shalt be on time for when time is of the essence.
Rule 5: Thou shalt be kind to thy fellow brotheren in the break room.
Rule 6: Thou shalt not lose thy temper in public.
Rule 7: Thou shalt always be where thou art supposed to stand.
Rule 8: Thou shalt not stand on the table in meetings.