The Unapologetic Drooling of Rose the Secretary

Rose the Secretary is a chronic drooler, a prophets of odour, and the most unapologetic member of the team.

She drools on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and every other day that ends in 'y', and her odours are so pungent that they've been known to strip paint off walls.

Despite her reputation, Rose is a kind soul and always offers her clients a complimentary handkerchief to wipe off their face after a meeting with her.

Notable Droolings

• The time she drooled on the CEO's favourite shoes.
• The incident where she drooled all over the conference room whiteboard.
• The infamous drool-fest of '17 where she broke the company's odour record.

Secretarial Stats

• Average drool volume: 4.2L per meeting.
• Record drool: 6.5L in one sitting (still unbroken).
• Number of clients who have cried: 12.

Our Droolings

• Rose in the Prophets of Odour prophets-of-odour.
• Odour in the Lobby.
• Secretarial Saliva.